Quotes from "The Get-Along-Gang"
I had this idea while surfing Monkees pages. A lot of fans put their favorite quotes on their pages, so I figured, what the heck? If you want to submit a quote, Email me and give me your name or alias, the quote, who said it, and what episode it's from.
"Zipper! Zipper, is that you?"
"You were expecting the rubber duck?"
-Montgomery and Zipper, Pilot
"My advice is, turn the bathtub over. It holds more water that way!"
"A purple cow. Worth one hundred and fifty points!"
"I laugh at your cow. I am going to win!"
-Woolma and Catchum, Pilot
"Hey, who turned off the sun?"
-Bingo, Them's The Brakes (submitteed by Heather)
"Who wants to join a gang where you have to (ick!) get along together?"
-Catcum, Pilot (submitted by Arthur Yee, corrected by me)
"If you can't join 'em, beat 'em!"
-Catchum, Pilot (sumbitted by Arthur Yee)
"I really appreciate the lift, Rudyard...but you're tusselling my coiffure!"
-Woolma, Pilot (submitted by Arthur Yee)
"Can anyone name one time I got this gang into trouble?"
(everybody else thinking about it, then raising their hands murmering "mm hmm")
-Bingo and rest of the gang, Pilot (submittted by Arthur Yee, corrected by me)
"Listen schweetheart, I know you know all about those diamonds."
"I know you know I know but...well...I just don't know any more."
"I know you don't know any more,I don't think I really know what I
thought I knew you knew..."
-Dogart and Fifi Bacall in the "Maltese Duuck" segment, The Get-Along Detectives (submitted by Ppossum)
"I know I can,I think I can,I hope I can- OHH NOOOO!!!" CRASH!!! "Guess I can't."
-Portia, Uneasy Rider (according too my submitter, Ppossum, she's riding up a steep hill with Braker's newspapers to deliever, and she crashes)
"Chicken dentures for five points. They must be as scarce as hen's teeth!"
-Officer Growler, Pilot
"Save me Montgomery! I don't want to be eaten!"
-Woolma, Hunt for the Beast
"That's it for this load."
"And the piano, Leland. I hate laziness!"
"But there's no way we can get it there, Catchum!"
"Yes there is, Leland!" (scene shifts with Leland staggering to the swamp, carrying a piano on his back!)
-Catchum and Leland, Pick of the Litter
"A can or two might have stuck to my hand, so I might have picked it up."
-Zipper, Pick of the Litter
"You girls better stay out here."
"Hah! And let you guys go in and mess everything up? Not a chance!"
-Montgomery and Dotty, Hunt for the Beaast
"Next time, I think I'll drive!"
-Bingo, Engineer Roary
"Next time, I'll drive!"
"I just can't win!"
-Dotty and Bingo, Engineer Roary
"Happy birthday to meee, happy birthday to meee. Happy birthday dear Woolma, happy birthday to moi!"
-Woolma, Woolma's Birthday
"She may be little, but she sure packs a whallop!"
"I'll say she does!"
-Montgomery and Bingo, Zipper's Millions"
"I've got the map! I've got the map!"
"No you don't! No you don't!"
-Catchum and Bingo, Half a Map is Betteer Than None
"Joy and happiness are here."
-Portia, A Pinch of this, A Dash of Thaat (submitted by Darryl Heine)
"Bingo, I said join me for a sandwich, not in a sandwich!"
"I'm glad you weren't eating ice cream."
-Zipper and Bingo, Pick of the Litter
"And if we don't get there by noon, we'll lose a million dollars that we just inherited!"
"Oh. I mean you of course, Zipper old buddy old pal."
-Bingo and Zipper, Zipper's Millions
"What do you have for seventy-five cents?" (Diner cook spoons something unrecognizable into a bowl. Montgomery sort of makes a face) "Looks delicious."
"You was maybe expecting steak?"
-Montgomery and Diner Cook, Woolma's Birthday
"Mornin', Officer Growler."
"Mornin', Catchum. Good morning, Monster." (pause) "Good morning Monster?!"
-Catchum and Officer Growler, Montgomerry's Mechanical Marvel
"The brakes! The brakes!"
"I can't reach them!"
"I can't drive!"
"I can't look!"
-Montgomery, Bingo, and Portia, Pilot
"Now you can show Billy Beagle that you're still the best stunt pilot!"
-Portia Porcupine, The Wrong Stuff (submitted by BKK8311@aol.com)
"Can I get you anything?"
"How about some chocolate syrup?"
-Woolma and Montgomery, The Bullies
"I thought they'd use the ladder!"
"Maybe it's faster this way."
-Zipper and Portia, Engineer Roary
"Poor Montgomery. He can't get down!"
-Woolma, A Pinch of This, A Dash of That
"This year, I'm going to cheat!"
"But Catchum, you always cheat!"
-Catchum and Leland, Montgomery's Mechanical Marvel
-Woolma, Various episodes
"I can't believe it! Foiled by a bunch of kids!"
-Sammy the Sneak, The Get Along Detectives
"Was this all part of your fantastic plan?"
-Leland, The Bullies
"Just add a couple of cherries, and we have Moose a la Mode!"
_Penelope Pig, The Bullies
"How much you guys wanna bet that I can keep Bingo's trap shut for the rest of the day?"
-Zipper, Caboose on the Loose
"I don't think I like this, Catchum."
"You're right, do-do brain, you don't think! That's what you've got me for!"
-Leland and Catchum, Montgomery's Mechanical Marvel
"No one hires a lazy lizard!"
-Catchum, Pick of the Litter
"Montgomery always beats ya. He wipes the floor with ya. He pulverises ya!"
"Enough, bird brain! I get the point!"
-Leland and Catchum, Montgomery's Mechanical Marvel
"Get off of me, you bonehead!"
-Woolma, Caboose on the Loose
"Freeze, swamp breath!"
-Dotty, Montgomery's Mechanical Marvel
"When your conscience talks, you should always listen."
"In our case, we didn't have a choice."
-Miss Deering and Leland, School's Out
-Montgomery, various episodes
"Where did everybody go?"
"That means we've got the clubhouse back!"
"That's a relief!"
-Montgomery and Mr. Hoofnagel, Caboose on the Loose
-Portia, Engineer Roary
"What are you? A town full of crooks?"
-Bingo, Zipper's Millions
"Wheeee! This is fun!"
-Portia, Them's the Brakes